I decided I need a lot more practice and a good lighting class. I also want a baby girl now - but apparently that's not going to happen.

It's said that your decision for Christ, and who you marry are the two biggest decisions you'll ever make. I've made both. Here's the scoop:

I saw a bulletin posted today that had an interesting title ('No Boyfriend'). Eventually, curiosity got the best of me and I read the bulletin (okay, so the title wasn't really interesting, and I wasn't really very curious, but how much curiosity does it take to evoke a click of the mouse?). Here's the gist of the bulletin:

Repost this and you won't be single any more.

Don't repost this and you'll be single forever.

Oh, and it also said, 'This is for real!' Needless to say, I deleted it. But no sooner had I clicked 'delete' than I realized I'd just doomed myself to perpetual singularity - there went the second biggest decision I'll make in my lifetime! I guess now I can focus on other things.