The Toaster Made Me Do It
Thursday, March 27
I just did it again - I put two slices of bread in the toaster. Nobody needs two slices of toast, but they always put two slices of bread in the toaster simply because there's two slots - "just because"... The obesity epidemic in America is clearly the fault of the toaster.
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Two slices of toast won't make any man fat... but the problem comes in afterwards or along-side. What else did you have with that toast?
Sometimes, I toast the two slices, and then put down a third... I guess I'm about to create a whole new set of statistics....
Invest in a toaster oven... then there is no quantity indicator...
Sometimes, I toast the two slices, and then put down a third... I guess I'm about to create a whole new set of statistics....
Invest in a toaster oven... then there is no quantity indicator...
But if you don't have two slices of toast, then how can you make a nice toasted sandwich in efficient time??
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